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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR - After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch, and you'll have to pee


TAGS: happens every time
Rating: 4.44/5

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MrBlack - February 10, 2010, 7:45 pm
Don't forget that ye'll get somethin in yer eye too.
erock - February 10, 2010, 4:20 pm
so true ,so darn true!
CANADA - February 8, 2010, 3:04 pm
perfect


105,426 -


TAGS: dont you just hate when that happens
Rating: 4.47/5

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Cubbybear - June 18, 2010, 5:07 pm
George poor dude...5/5


MISTLETOE - What happens under the mistletoe, stays under the mistletoe


TAGS: mistletoe what happens stays under
Rating: 4.9/5

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CloudchaserS - December 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
Unless the kissing leads to something else that leads to a package arriving 9 months later
Budog - December 24, 2011, 11:52 am
It is especially depending on where the mistletoe is hung...
maoworks2 - December 24, 2011, 8:26 am
True


FRUSTRATION -




IT'S A COINCIDENCE - I swear she left, don't worry there are plenty of fish in the sea


TAGS: happenstance fish
Rating: 4.91/5

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motifayk - January 20, 2013, 7:14 am
Ha ha ha.... It really is a coincidence... surprising...


CHAOS THEORY -


TAGS: if a b***erfly gets eaten what happens
Rating: 3.54/5

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Sean - July 25, 2009, 9:01 pm
Oh yeah? Well Confucious say: Watched b***erfly never flaps -- oh God I hope it never flaps, or Haarakkon prophencies come true!
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 4:00 pm
Delightfully prophetic.


WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - Stays in Vegas... for 9 to 33 years


TAGS: oj simpson vegas las happens what in stays prison jail funny coberloco humor jail
Rating: 3.2/5

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W - February 27, 2009, 9:22 pm
Wrong O.J. Simpson. The web site says that his birthdate is 1/17/1977 but OJ Simpson was selected to the Pro Bowl in 1969 - apparently at the age of negative 8. Also, there's no way he weighs 320 pounds.
Scorpio7 - December 31, 2008, 3:04 pm
O. J. Simpson is no longer behind bars. For PROOF, go to this link http://www.doc.nv.gov/notis/detail.php?offender_id=52166 and note the name and birthdate of the released inmate. YOU CAN WIN A “BAR BET,” AS I DID!
me - December 30, 2008, 6:21 pm
Well.. at least the juice is no longer on the loose
Sean - December 30, 2008, 5:25 pm
clever


TAKE THE ROOF DOWN -




CRUCIFIXION - "Hey, it may be excruciatingly painful, but it still beats the hell out of reading the comments section during those politifake rants." ~Jean-Claude Van Damme~


TAGS: this is what happens when you follow in the footsteps of jesus
Rating: 3.59/5

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Zed - October 24, 2009, 6:53 pm
Five lions and an apology from yours truly, Rose.


Procrastinate -




Parenting Skills -


TAGS: where did it all go so wrong maybe it is genetic or maybe sh t happens swwet babies evil puberty
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 26, 2013, 3:03 am
Thanks RK!
RKembleRO - September 25, 2013, 8:46 pm
is funny because is true. :p nice doing!


SOCIAL EXPERIMENT -


TAGS: disagree with your doctor as of now and see what happens
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2014, 2:42 am
First hand experience... no pun intended, lol.
motifayk - April 20, 2014, 10:49 pm
Looks like you are speaking from experience. 5L


AGAINST THE GRAIN -


TAGS: the ramblings of rerun this is what happens when you don t sleep
Rating: 4.94/5

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agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 8:07 pm
The moral of the story: Don't ride a slow motorcycle to China.


WHEN SOMETHING IRREVERSIBLE BAD HAPPENS... -




VEGAS - What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. In Toledo, you're pretty much screwed though.




FAITHLESS -




MOTIFAKERS -




HINDSIGHT - says he probably shouldn't have tried this




HINDSIGHT - says he shouldn't have tried this




SHI(F)T HAPPENS - Polar Shift, Global Warming, Nibiru, The Apocalypse, ... The End Is Near And good riddance too, live with it, shi(f)t happens.


TAGS: shift **** happens polar global warming nibiru apocalypse rnr
Rating: 1.17/5

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LOLOLOL - June 22, 2009, 7:08 pm
Ask urself this, y would u make a calender 4 7851 when its only 2009 and u still got endless calendars 2 go. The world doesn't end just because a calender ends. What they're saying is... out with the old in with the new. (Maybe they'll discover somthing!)


Happy Birthday Silvie -


TAGS: birthday someday happens age celebrations tragic cake fire
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:55 am
I was supposed to be doing that for myself? Huh go figure.
MissPriss - March 19, 2016, 11:54 am
And what did everyone else get to eat? Glad it was a good one Silvie.
concern3 - March 19, 2016, 4:48 am
It's like The Mick said "If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself"
Silverheart - March 19, 2016, 12:21 am

Aww, thanks (I think). Wifemonster baked me a mega sized cookie instead. Up yours.


Mountain Folk -




Sneezer -


TAGS: when least expected it happens
Rating: 5/5

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Thedge - December 5, 2014, 8:49 am
Tnx.
mizzdizz - December 4, 2014, 1:58 pm
Not sure if this little guy sneezed so hard, this is where he ended up, or if he's about to sneeze so hard he's gonna make a sudden exit! Either way, its a funny visual! 5 laughing, sneezing, sniffling lions!


Ebola Virus -




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